See what I did with that title, there?
Straight comedic genius.
Sometimes you have to wait a day for a punchline.
The NFL season opens up tomorrow night, with the Broncos and defending champeens Ravens squaring off. Ever since the institution of the Thursday night game, fantasy owners have been thoroughly screwed, trying to pick and pop on players a few days earlier than they’d like to. So, if you have a player in tomorrow’s game, make sure and either stick them in your lineup or bench them:
- Denver Broncos’ Opener In Perspective (getrealfootball.com)
- Former Bronco Elvis Dumervil finds peace in faith and in Baltimore (denverpost.com)
- Broncos Host Ravens to Kick Off 2013 NFL Season on Thursday (prweb.com)